when you start liking someone: ah fuck
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
thatfunnyblog: when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
thatfunnyblog: you unfollowed me because i am too perfect for you i know Funny Stuff you like?
daisyfairy: my current mentality is “im sad and i hate myself but i have to get good grades”
hecticglos: excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care
claydols: the first person to give birth musta been like HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
we-are-the-young-volcanoes: do you ever just think of someone and then like you want to wrap your arms around them from behind and tickle them and have a playful wrestling thing and just be really cute like what’s up with that shit